Away

[The Janitor]

Eh. I just ignore all the foreign stuff, say to myself "Speak fooking English", and wonder how you put cat, mouse, and monkey in the same sentence during a conversation in French.

[Lady Thorn]

*muscle twitches in eyelid* I sense a Simpsons quote...

And toll = very good, not mad.

*hugs Latin dictionary and tries not to pass out*

I shall fix your election so that Hugh Laurie becomes your next President... then you'll be sorry.

[The Janitor]

Yeah. Good luck with that..... If it could work I'd have written in a certain African Dude a long time ago.

[Isi Runasimi]

Wouldn't you be sorry if House became President? No more House . . .

[Lady Thorn]

But Hugh Laurie as president? That'd be worth them stealing even my Red Dwarf dvds. Actually, that'd even be worth my first edition Harry Potter book.

What African Dude?

[The Janitor]

Well he couldn't become president in the first place.

[Lady Thorn]

Yes... I know... I can dream.

*rereads

Eh. I just ignore all the foreign stuff, say to myself "Speak fooking English", and wonder how you put cat, mouse, and monkey in the same sentence during a conversation in French.

and decides to watch some Izzard*

[The Janitor]

Sept 5, 2008 21:27:04 GMT -5 Lady Thorn said:

I can dream.

So can we.

[Isi Runasimi]

Alright, I know you value your Red Dwarf Smeg CD's, and also your Harry Potter first editions. Hehehe smegging brilliant I am knowing more information...mwahahha --

-runs away screaming the man is just an actor who does what the script tells him to do or say-

[Lady Thorn]

But he is awesome in REAL LIFE! When he has his proper accent and his awesome wit...

[The Janitor]

Riiiiiiiiiiight......

[Lady Thorn]

Well, he is. Like Stephen Fry but with a higher pitched voice . Yes... I'm obsessed... but he isn't just House y'know?

*accidentally knocks Janitor out with a flying sock*

Packing is boring :S.

[The Janitor]

(Ish knocked out temporarily by flying sock)

Packing always sucks for you Europeans. Packing is never boring in the land of the free and home of the brave. Now waiting to get through airport security is boring, because they have no sense of humor.

(Rummaging through suitcase and zaps self in eye with toothpaste) Dear god it burns!

[Lady Thorn]

Luckily no airport security... I'm going on hols in the UK and so need only drive. Well... I won't be driving. I'm not allowed :S... yet.
And you think they have no sense of humour? You try being in a group with someone whose suitcase gets searched in South Africa, to discover the presence of a WWI bayonet. That took some explaining...

[The Janitor]

(Washes toothpaste out of eye)

Sept 6, 2008 12:38:36 GMT -5 Lady Thorn said:

And you think they have no sense of humour? You try being in a group with someone whose suitcase gets searched in South Africa, to discover the presence of a WWI bayonet. That took some explaining...

That's not so bad actually. Try shooting a few days before the trip, packing a push knife (Illegal to own in the UK, Canada, New Zealand, Australia, etc. Illegal to carry in majority of US states), and telling one of the security people in a joking manner your friend has ten kilos of Columbian Bam-Bam up his bum.