†The Blood Countess†
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Bitches Don't Know My Style ALORA GAZIER Vampire EVA GAZIER
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Post by †The Blood Countess† on Oct 18, 2008 15:12:39 GMT -5
Think of beings that don't feel pain so you'd have to really kill 'em to make em stop >>
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Post by russlet on Oct 18, 2008 15:13:07 GMT -5
-Nods- Exactly. They won't stop. So make them have limits! -Gets out chainsaw- >=D
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Post by lucifer on Oct 18, 2008 15:18:04 GMT -5
You guys made me think of Braindead XD I laughed so hard while I watched the movie, that I couldn´t get up afterwards XD"
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Post by andrew on Oct 18, 2008 15:20:09 GMT -5
AMG I wonder if you put a bomb on a zombie. Like if it explodes. Would the body go back together? Probably not. LOL
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Samael
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Post by Samael on Oct 18, 2008 15:26:51 GMT -5
I love zombie movies, I can't count the number of times I've watched Resident Evil and every time I watch it I enjoy it, and other zombie movies like 28 days/28 weeks later, and the such.
All it takes is a simple bullet in the head or removing the head entirely, and if there every is a zombie out break.. I'M READY BITCHES! :: Cocks shot gun and also looks over to cross bow and bow, and hand guns, and semi-automatic, and all these other guns :: >.> <,< >.>
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Isi Runasimi
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Post by Isi Runasimi on Oct 18, 2008 15:27:18 GMT -5
Good luck with that chainsaw dearie. But me, in case of zombies I'd like to keep them as distant from myself as possible with use of long range weapons. I'm so screwed on a foot chase. Zombies r fast. lol
If there's ever a zombie outbreak I'm sticking with Samael.
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Samael
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KODY MUNDERS[/color] Werewolf JACK STONE Human
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
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Post by Samael on Oct 18, 2008 15:31:30 GMT -5
Yep, right to my grandpa's house, first we would unload my dads safe into the trunk of the car and drive to my grandpa's house which he has three safes. One just for ammo, and I would totaly bunk on the house with like a rifle and pick them off! MUHAAA!!!!
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Isi Runasimi
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Catch my bullets if you can, oh wait, dodge, dodge if you can.
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Post by Isi Runasimi on Oct 18, 2008 15:55:47 GMT -5
Good plan. But I would multitask and visit the weapons shoppe first. ^ ^
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Post by andrew on Oct 18, 2008 16:32:22 GMT -5
I'm with you on staying with Samael. He could be the Will Smith and we'll be the doctor with him. LOL
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Post by The Janitor on Oct 22, 2008 17:54:51 GMT -5
I love zombie movies. Cheesy is good, but too cheesy is frickin horrible. I hate political commentary though, and anytime someone riding Romero's cock message breathes a fooking word about it they're usually warned about something involving a fist to the back of the head. how the hell do zombie's climb stairs? I mean zombies are running and if their only instinct is 'food' and can't remember being human then how would they know to bend their leg and such? The same way drunks do. Have you ever consciously thought about going up stairs? If so your mind wanders too much. I've shot slide-action shotguns and revolvers in single-action so much I never give working the action any thought. It's just that I've done it so much already that it's instinct. Since they've already walked up stairs/steps so many times in their past life maybe that is the case. Oh starts the talk about "surviving an outbreak". I'll leave. My past venture into survivalism tends will not go well with said conversation.
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Post by sbs on Oct 24, 2008 21:37:47 GMT -5
I just thought of something! -light bulb over head turns on- In zombie movies.... how the hell do zombie's climb stairs? It takes thought to move your legs up and down, no? I mean zombies are running and if their only instinct is 'food' and can't remember being human then how would they know to bend their leg and such? Another brilliant post from me, Isi. -puts on zombie nerd mode and clears throat- A zombie isn't a stupid thing that just moans and walks around, a Zombie is a creature that has been reanimated and the only thing it can think about is food. It's pretty much a savage beast with an uncravable hunger that still has brainwaves and that if given enough days of life could remember simple body functions such as running, grabbing, climbing, and they will use any body functions to get to a food source. Biggest example... The third resident evil movie. A zombie still has everything they learned when they were alive, They just have a simple lack of control. Remeber how they tried bringing some zombies back from Zombie-ness and it lead into the dreadful supper zombie which could barely be stopped. Those things could fight, climb, and even remembered complex things such as how to operate a cell phone. Inconclusions Zombies, aside from their original origins, aren't just mindless walking corpses that seek to satisfy their undying hunger for your brains. They're just as frightful as a vampire, or Werewolf. and In large packs, could easily take one of them out. ..............I play Resident Evil, House of the Dead, and watch zombie flicks WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much... ^^;;
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Post by The Janitor on Oct 24, 2008 23:14:13 GMT -5
A zombie isn't a stupid thing that just moans and walks around, a Zombie is a creature that has been reanimated and the only thing it can think about is food. It's pretty much a savage beast with an uncravable hunger that still has brainwaves and that if given enough days of life could remember simple body functions such as running, grabbing, climbing, and they will use any body functions to get to a food source. Biggest example... The third resident evil movie. A zombie still has everything they learned when they were alive, They just have a simple lack of control. Remeber how they tried bringing some zombies back from Zombie-ness and it lead into the dreadful supper zombie which could barely be stopped. Those things could fight, climb, and even remembered complex things such as how to operate a cell phone. Inconclusions Zombies, aside from their original origins, aren't just mindless walking corpses that seek to satisfy their undying hunger for your brains. They're just as frightful as a vampire, or Werewolf. and In large packs, could easily take one of them out. And so begins the great zombie debate using works of fiction to back up arguments.... Any way.... Zombie flicks that I've seen.... Can't list all of them as there are too many.... Night of The Living Dead: The greatest zombie film to ever use run of the mill shamblers. Ben still steals the spotlight and I have naughty thoughts about Barbara.... Dawn of The Dead: Decent. Horribly over rated. Enough of the droning on and on about political commentary! I watch movies for entertainment and I want more flesh eating dammit! Day of The Dead: Decent. Could have been way better (especially character wise). Ditto on the droning about political commentary. I wuv Bub! Land of The Dead: Second favorite zombie flick turned out by Romero. People give it sh*t because of a certain thing zombies do in the movie. I still love it. Charlie is still my favorite character. Return of The Living Dead: Rarely can I tolerate mixing comedy and horror. This is one of those rare cases. I'd love to say "Send more sequels.", but from what I've heard all the sequels suck. Loved most of the movie. Hated the ending. Favorite character. The mortician (or whatever he was). Over all a pretty good movie. Dawn of The Dead 2004 Remake: Best zombie movie made so far. People sticking to riding Romero's cock tradition bitch about it's zombies, but it is still the best in my humble opinion. I can watch it several times over and never get tired of it. Only problems I had with it was a certain use of propane tanks (doesn't work in real life). 28 Days Later: If anyone is going to debate whether or not this is a zombie movie I encourage them to drink a nice tall glass of shut the f*** up. I thought it was an excellent movie. Although I'm still trying to figure out how the main character survived a certain event in the movie. 28 Weeks Later: SUCKED. It did for me any way. Basic storyline had potential, but it got screwed up beyond all repair. It pales in comparision to Days. Resident Evil: I thought it was okay. A few minor things bug me and Ms. Rodriguez couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag. Still think this is the better movie. Resident Evil Apocalypse: SUCKED. How the whole outbreak went down, the UBCS, the scene on main street, STARS, nemesis, the final fight, etc. SUCKED! Only good thing about the movie was adding the LJ character, but it only did so well. Resident Evil Extinction: SUCKED. Basic storyline had potential, but like 28WL it was screwed up beyond all repair. It might have been a notch above absolute crap if the writer(s) killed off Alice. I swear the only reason they didn't is because Mila must be able to suck the crome off a trailer hitch. Shaun of The Dead: Second greatest zombie movie ever. Enough said.
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Isi Runasimi
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Post by Isi Runasimi on Oct 24, 2008 23:37:37 GMT -5
I demand to know what the zombies did in the movie!
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Post by sbs on Oct 24, 2008 23:54:21 GMT -5
A zombie isn't a stupid thing that just moans and walks around, a Zombie is a creature that has been reanimated and the only thing it can think about is food. It's pretty much a savage beast with an uncravable hunger that still has brainwaves and that if given enough days of life could remember simple body functions such as running, grabbing, climbing, and they will use any body functions to get to a food source. Biggest example... The third resident evil movie. A zombie still has everything they learned when they were alive, They just have a simple lack of control. Remeber how they tried bringing some zombies back from Zombie-ness and it lead into the dreadful supper zombie which could barely be stopped. Those things could fight, climb, and even remembered complex things such as how to operate a cell phone. Inconclusions Zombies, aside from their original origins, aren't just mindless walking corpses that seek to satisfy their undying hunger for your brains. They're just as frightful as a vampire, or Werewolf. and In large packs, could easily take one of them out. And so begins the great zombie debate using works of fiction to back up arguments.... Any way.... Zombie flicks that I've seen.... Can't list all of them as there are too many.... Night of The Living Dead: The greatest zombie film to ever use run of the mill shamblers. Ben still steals the spotlight and I have naughty thoughts about Barbara.... Dawn of The Dead: Decent. Horribly over rated. Enough of the droning on and on about political commentary! I watch movies for entertainment and I want more flesh eating dammit! Day of The Dead: Decent. Could have been way better (especially character wise). Ditto on the droning about political commentary. I wuv Bub! Land of The Dead: Second favorite zombie flick turned out by Romero. People give it sh*t because of a certain thing zombies do in the movie. I still love it. Charlie is still my favorite character. Return of The Living Dead: Rarely can I tolerate mixing comedy and horror. This is one of those rare cases. I'd love to say "Send more sequels.", but from what I've heard all the sequels suck. Loved most of the movie. Hated the ending. Favorite character. The mortician (or whatever he was). Over all a pretty good movie. Dawn of The Dead 2004 Remake: Best zombie movie made so far. People sticking to riding Romero's cock tradition bitch about it's zombies, but it is still the best in my humble opinion. I can watch it several times over and never get tired of it. Only problems I had with it was a certain use of propane tanks (doesn't work in real life). 28 Days Later: If anyone is going to debate whether or not this is a zombie movie I encourage them to drink a nice tall glass of shut the f*** up. I thought it was an excellent movie. Although I'm still trying to figure out how the main character survived a certain event in the movie. 28 Weeks Later: SUCKED. It did for me any way. Basic storyline had potential, but it got screwed up beyond all repair. It pales in comparision to Days. Resident Evil: I thought it was okay. A few minor things bug me and Ms. Rodriguez couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag. Still think this is the better movie. Resident Evil Apocalypse: SUCKED. How the whole outbreak went down, the UBCS, the scene on main street, STARS, nemesis, the final fight, etc. SUCKED! Only good thing about the movie was adding the LJ character, but it only did so well. Resident Evil Extinction: SUCKED. Basic storyline had potential, but like 28WL it was screwed up beyond all repair. It might have been a notch above absolute crap if the writer(s) killed off Alice. I swear the only reason they didn't is because Mila must be able to suck the crome off a trailer hitch. Shaun of The Dead: Second greatest zombie movie ever. Enough said. Yes, I must say I am compairing many things from just a couple of zombie movies, However... it's not as though there are books of zombies. And also I'm only compairing a few things from the resident evil Movie. I am a gamer so I was stating what I noticed in not only the movies of RE but also in the Games. And btw... I respect your opinion and agree with most of your Opinion especially on 28WL, however... In my opinion RE 1, RE 2, and RE 3, of the movies sucked. Then agian this is a bias opinion from a devoted resident Evil game fan (Accept for RE 4, I played it, didn't like it. But played it and beat it. RE4 LEON SUCKS!!!)
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Post by The Janitor on Oct 25, 2008 2:36:54 GMT -5
Yes, I must say I am compairing many things from just a couple of zombie movies, However... (Accept for RE 4, I played it, didn't like it. But played it and beat it. RE4 LEON SUCKS!!!) No sense in arguing about fictional creatures. Even though I do like to argue I doubt "logic" could be tossed into the mix. ;D Played it liked it. Hate Leon. [Family friendly version]Fooking emo super hero kid with the cheesiest lines in video game survival horror history.[Family friendly version] If you're a wee bit obsessed about RE you should have known what it built up to (RE4) as soon as "parasite" was mentioned and what it is building up to (RE5). Update on movies: Day of The Dead 2008 is the worst zombie movie ever. It would be both a lie and an insult to call it a "remake". Director and writer should be disemboweled with a plastic spoon.
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