Movie Quote thread

[ryn]

The arcade room seems to have died so I decided to start the always popular movie quotes thread. The rules are simple You post your favorite quotes from movies, games, shows, etc. Just make sure to tell where the quote is from. Maximum of 3 quotes per post please I'll go first.



"Only in the tales that humans tell do the hunters kills the wolves in the end." Jin-Roh

[Michael Anderson]

"Some advice for you, mercenary... most women do not respond well to sexual advances made at gunpoint."
"They don't? Um, I have a knife... is that better?"
-Black Widow and Deadpool

[ryn]

"Three tomatoes are walking down the street a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and squishes him... and says, 'Ketchup."

-Pulp Fiction

[†The Blood Countess†]

"The Bird of Hermes is my name;eating my wings to make me tame."

<3 The Hellsing OVAs @_@

[ryn]

Ah Alucard the best portrayed vampire ever


"Please don't worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you; not rob you." - Excel

Excel Saga

[danikfrost]

"I'm dead? This is hell or purgatorium or something?"
"Okay, purgatorium is where Romans vomited, but no, this is as real as anything can be."

-The Nines

[Xitlalli]

Mal: Do you want to run this ship?
Jayne: Yes! I do!
Mal: *pause* Well. . . you can't. . .

Serenity

[Trinity Keating]

"Its 106 miles to Chicago, We have a full tank of gas, Half a pack of cigarettes, It's dark, and We are wearing sun glasses. Let's Hit it!"

-Blues Brothers

[Taryn Rosalee James]

Raoul Duke: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

--> Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas :]

[em]

V: - People should not fear their governments the governments should fear the people.

V For Vendetta

[celeste]

Duce: Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God.

Boondock Saints

[SABEN MEINHARD]

Drug dealer: "Looking to get hooked up?"
Nomak: "Maybe. What do you have?"
Drug dealer: "No problem. Horse, Hawaiian Ice, whatever you need."
Nomak: "Whatever I need?" *laughs* "I like that. What if I need you?" *attacks drug dealer*

- Blade 2

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"Is the enemy of my enemy my friend or my enemy?"

- Blade 2

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"I want you to say three little words. I. want. to die."

- The Hitcher

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Ryder: "Strangers think I'm trustworthy."
Jim: "Aren't you?"
Ryder: "....no..."

- The Hitcher
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Store clerk: *points out Ryder to Jim* "Hey, think this was the guy having car troubles?"
Ryder: "That was you?" (To Jim)
Jim: "Yea man...sorry about that."
Ryder: "Don't worry about it...I wouldn't pick me up either."

- The Hitcher

Ok, enough from me. XD But I'm obsessed with The Hitcher and Ryder.

[Lynette Adelaide Keeler]

Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid.

Jack Sparrow~

Lyn: Aahh~ Man after my own heart!

[MAL BLACKNEST]

Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.

-Pulp Fiction

[Ezra]

V: Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

Evey: Are you like a crazy person?

V: I'm quite sure they will say so.

~V for Vendetta