†The Blood Countess†
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Bitches Don't Know My Style ALORA GAZIER Vampire EVA GAZIER
God is empty just like me.
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Post by †The Blood Countess† on Sept 21, 2008 21:07:16 GMT -5
Oh gosh! This was priceless! Okay.
During church, my Pastor was talking about how some religions require you to "speak in tongues" in order to get saved...well...
This guy outside the building shouts, "FUCK YOU! I OWN THIS PLACE!"
And EVERYONE in the church gasps at once! The first thing that came to mind? "Well...he's speaking in tongues! >>;;;;"
XDDDD It was amazing! *dies*
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