Theoretical Question RE: "Funny Games"

[Sierra St. Claire]

I have a Theoretical Question for you.

If someone came to your house and asked to borrow eggs, would you let them borrow some eggs? And how would you give them the eggs?

What wold you do if they dropped them and asked for more?

And what would you do or say if they dumped your cell phone into a watery sink?

What would you do if they refused to leave, your home intruders who just wanted to 'borrow eggs' and your spouse demanded that you kick them out?

If they hit your significant other with golf clubs and broke said significant others leg what would you do?

What would you do if they held a golf club?

The movie really sucked by the way. Some people have said that they deserved it for being really stupid, but I suppose they were quite scared.

If someone came to your house and asked to borrow eggs, would you let them borrow some eggs? And how would you give them the eggs?

I would let them borrow the eggs. I would give them the whole carton because I don't really like eggs, nor would I want to give them a bowl to take the eggs in.

What wold you do if they dropped them and asked for more?

If they dropped the carton? Well they would be out of luck because those would probably be all the eggs that I have in the refrigerator.

And what would you do or say if they dumped your cell phone into a watery sink?

I would ask them to pay for a new phone.

What would you do if they refused to leave, your home intruders who just wanted to 'borrow eggs' and your spouse demanded that you kick them out?

I wouldn't want to piss off my spouse so I would kick them out.

If they hit your significant other with golf clubs and broke said significant others leg what would you do?

Well it is a golf club. Ask me about a gun and it's a different story. But I would take my own golf club and proceed to beat the shit out of the intruders. I wouldn't stand by and let them terrorize me and my family. [Especially how in the movie the woman just let them put a bag over her child's head.]

What would you do if they held a golf club?

Get my own golf club, or better yet a gun and kick them out, then call the police. Of course then I'd probably be the one in jail till they discovered a bunch of other dead bodies by neighbors and put two and two together that the gloved innocents were the ones who did the crime.

[shadows]

I agree with you.....beat them, kill them and dispose of the bodies.

[Sierra St. Claire]

Sept 22, 2008 22:44:36 GMT -5 @shadows said:

I agree with you.....beat them, kill them and dispose of the bodies.

Imaginary friend? I don't recall those "beat them, kill them and dispose of the bodies" my words.

[shadows]

they were your words...I merely altered them slightely!!!

[The Janitor]

If someone came to your house and asked to borrow eggs, would you let them borrow some eggs? And how would you give them the eggs?

I would. Except they would remain outside while I got said eggs. I'd cut off a portion of the carton for them to carry the eggs in.

What wold you do if they dropped them and asked for more?

If I didn't see them drop the eggs I'd give them a few more. If I seen them drop the eggs and it was intentional I'd tell them to "Get bent" then close the door. If I didn't see them I'd do the same if they came back a third time.

And what would you do or say if they dumped your cell phone into a watery sink?

Wonder how they got in my house in the first place. Then ask them to place both hands on their head, interlacing their fingers, step down on their knees, and then lie face first on the floor.

What would you do if they refused to leave, your home intruders who just wanted to 'borrow eggs' and your spouse demanded that you kick them out?

Ask them to leave and say I was calling the police.

If they hit your significant other with golf clubs and broke said significant others leg what would you do?

Respond with what I deem the appropriate amount of force. After all they had a weapon in hand and I felt that my life was in danger. Then ask them to seek medical attention due to the multiple pieces of copper and lead inside their chest.

What would you do if they held a golf club?

Same thing.

[Lady Thorn]

If someone came to your house and asked to borrow eggs, would you let them borrow some eggs? And how would you give them the eggs?

I wouldn't, because we have no eggs. They are disgusting. However, if we did, I'd hand over the box. They wouldn't come into mah house though.

What wold you do if they dropped them and asked for more?

Say sorry, no can do, no more eggs.

And what would you do or say if they dumped your cell phone into a watery sink?

Demand the money for a new one, as my mobile phone was tres expensive.

What would you do if they refused to leave, your home intruders who just wanted to 'borrow eggs' and your spouse demanded that you kick them out?

Fetch the phone and say that I was calling the police if they didn't leave by the time I counted to ten. If they remained at ten, dial 999.

If they hit your significant other with golf clubs and broke said significant others leg what would you do?

Run away and phone police/ambulance, taking significant other with me if at all possible. Scream loudly. Generally make self as scarce as possible and hope they go away or the police catch them.

What would you do if they held a golf club?

Be elsewhere... fast.

[The Janitor]

Sept 23, 2008 15:08:27 GMT -5 Lady Thorn said:

If they hit your significant other with golf clubs and broke said significant others leg what would you do?

Run away and phone police/ambulance, taking significant other with me if at all possible. Scream loudly. Generally make self as scarce as possible and hope they go away or the police catch them.

I really do hope you gain an important position in government... I really do...

[Lady Thorn]

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I'm wondering how offended I should be...

[The Janitor]

Sept 23, 2008 15:30:27 GMT -5 Lady Thorn said:

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I'm wondering how offended I should be...

Not much. Unless someone wishing that if you ever face anyone bent on causing great bodily harm to you or your significant other there is someone to come to the rescue is offensive.

[Lady Thorn]

Ok... just checking.

[The Janitor]

Prime ministers do receive body guards don't they?

[Lady Thorn]

I assume so, especially considering some of the other, more daft security that has been installed in general these past few years.

[kay]

Going on my Harry Potter knowledge, the Prime Minister had a bodyguard in thy books and it's only natural to assume that a word leader would indeed have bodyguards.