Lady Thorn
Vampire
The Magical Flying Atheist
Fabian[/b]
Red
Mika Reed
Rose[/color][M:2000000]
I am absent due to life. It's suddenly happened at me, in the best possible way.
Posts: 1,209
|
Post by Lady Thorn on Oct 28, 2008 17:11:36 GMT -5
Gah! I've only been a student for three or four weeks, and already this is getting on my nerves.
I'm not accustomed to buying my own food... now I'm just buying for me, and since I don't eat all that much, I've been buying properly nice food and drink, which is a bit more expensive, but so worth it. And someone has been stealing it!!
First, they went at my cheese, then my expensive Red-Orange Juice, now my normal juice, which was LABELLED! This cannot go on... I must set up a camera to catch the thief! Or spike my drink with laxatives...
|
|
†The Blood Countess†
Administrator Vampire
Bitches Don't Know My Style
ALORA GAZIER
Vampire
EVA GAZIER
God is empty just like me.
Posts: 2,594
|
Post by †The Blood Countess† on Oct 28, 2008 17:18:52 GMT -5
STEALING CHEESE?!
BLASPHEMY!!!! D< D< D<
|
|
|
|
Post by The Janitor on Oct 28, 2008 17:24:15 GMT -5
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry. I can't help it. It's just so funny.
|
|
Lady Thorn
Vampire
The Magical Flying Atheist
Fabian[/b]
Red
Mika Reed
Rose[/color][M:2000000]
I am absent due to life. It's suddenly happened at me, in the best possible way.
Posts: 1,209
|
Post by Lady Thorn on Oct 28, 2008 17:24:44 GMT -5
I have a cunning plan. Spike one box of orange juice, which will be known to me, with laxatives. Then place a note on the front of the fridge:
"One of my boxes of orange juice contains enough laxatives to make you very, very ill. I shan't tell you which. Drink from labelled boxes at your peril.
R.M.P. W23"
That should sort it out...
It's not funny. It's annoying, and costing me money. Food is not cheap, damnit.
|
|
|
|
Post by The Janitor on Oct 28, 2008 17:35:02 GMT -5
That should sort it out... It's not funny. It's annoying, and costing me money. Food is not cheap, damnit. Yep... I have a feeling they're going to: A) Pick a random container of orange juice. It will not be the tainted one. B) Steal all the containers and have a really fun/wicked drinking game with some friends. That's what I'd do. Welcome to my world LT. Of course one of the main things stolen around here is worth killing over. |
|
Lady Thorn
Vampire
The Magical Flying Atheist
Fabian[/b]
Red
Mika Reed
Rose[/color][M:2000000]
I am absent due to life. It's suddenly happened at me, in the best possible way.
Posts: 1,209
|
Post by Lady Thorn on Oct 28, 2008 17:36:23 GMT -5
If they take all the containers, I will start knocking on doors. If they take a random one, I shall keep putting the laxative-spike one in different containers until they get their come-uppance.
?
|
|
|
|
Post by The Janitor on Oct 28, 2008 17:40:39 GMT -5
If they take all the containers, I will start knocking on doors. If they take a random one, I shall keep putting the laxative-spike one in different containers until they get their come-uppance. ? Like that is going to work.  I have a feeling they'll keep trying it until you get wise and spike all the containers. Gasoline. |
|
Lady Thorn
Vampire
The Magical Flying Atheist
Fabian[/b]
Red
Mika Reed
Rose[/color][M:2000000]
I am absent due to life. It's suddenly happened at me, in the best possible way.
Posts: 1,209
|
Post by Lady Thorn on Oct 28, 2008 17:41:49 GMT -5
Or I bring my fridge up with me from home. Which will happen next week anyway.
Ah. Well, that makes sense, I suppose.
*wants orange juice but has none*
|
|
|
|
Post by lullaby on Oct 28, 2008 17:50:16 GMT -5
The answer is very simple my dear.
Buy a few more Red-Orange juices. Pour salt into the Red-Orange juices. Add a few worms. Shake. Leave your label with the laxatives as a false warning.
|
|
Lady Thorn
Vampire
The Magical Flying Atheist
Fabian[/b]
Red
Mika Reed
Rose[/color][M:2000000]
I am absent due to life. It's suddenly happened at me, in the best possible way.
Posts: 1,209
|
Post by Lady Thorn on Oct 28, 2008 18:56:34 GMT -5
I think perhaps not. Red Orange Juice is expensive. They seem to like stealing the normal stuff too anyway, so I'll spike that. No worms though. I do not hold with worm-cruelty.
|
|
|
|
Post by lullaby on Oct 28, 2008 19:23:01 GMT -5
Hmm. Good enough I suppose. After all, I suppose if worms are in Tequilla then I don't think --
Be sure to use lots of salt.
|
|
|
|
Post by michael on Oct 29, 2008 9:27:03 GMT -5
I think that's a good idea, I mean why the cheese? Are they Steve Urkel or something? I hate that people steal stuff that doesn't belong to them. Maybe you can also have someone you trust to be in your dorm while you are doing something to watch over your food and if they catch someone coming in then okay. Or maybe you can report this to the Dean. Not sure if they would do something but I'm sure you will figure it out  Perhaps you should bring your fridge to home. I can't believe they're stealing those things. I mean heck I think they're desparate for food. Shoot have they ever heard of I don't know stop by the cafe or something??? |
|
I have a feeling they'll keep trying it until you get wise and spike all the containers.
Perhaps you should bring your fridge to home. I can't believe they're stealing those things. I mean heck I think they're desparate for food. Shoot have they ever heard of I don't know stop by the cafe or something???