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Post by The Janitor on Sept 6, 2008 12:25:08 GMT -5
Those old third world canned peaches are killing me. Major pain the stomach. They didn't look or smell bad, but I'm guessing they were bad. I think I'll stick to pineapple next time I want a snack. Pears are a little too mushy. I'd kill for a really big glass of orange juice at the moment.
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Post by Lady Thorn on Sept 6, 2008 12:39:31 GMT -5
Ever hear of a "Best Before..." date. If it says they went out of date in 1989, it's a hint not to eat them.
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Post by The Janitor on Sept 6, 2008 12:57:41 GMT -5
[joking]Rubbish! If there is anything learned from post apocalyptic films that the fanboys constantly harp on it's that canned food past it's expiration date is still good for about ten years. [joking]
Those peaches were inferior communist peaches probably containing some spider eggs as well.....
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Lady Thorn
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Post by Lady Thorn on Sept 6, 2008 13:01:26 GMT -5
Oh lovely... so if you disappear we know you've been eaten slowly from the inside and are unable to type. Very pleasant...
Let that be a lesson to you... eat fresh fruit.
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Post by The Janitor on Sept 6, 2008 13:13:53 GMT -5
You'll not be rid of me so easily..... I'll drown the little bastards with a little Tequila....
Never live with the Amish or Mormons.
Edit: Never mind. I'll reserve said judgement until after it has happened.....
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Post by Lady Thorn on Sept 6, 2008 13:19:41 GMT -5
Dare I ask?
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Post by The Janitor on Sept 6, 2008 13:24:12 GMT -5
Two different things and no need.
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Post by Lady Thorn on Sept 6, 2008 13:27:37 GMT -5
*is very confused* Aren't the Amish the ones who won't have modern bejazz and the Mormons the guys with loads of wives? What has that to do with spider eggs or fresh fruit? Oh well... I'm glad you don't intend to let the spider eggs kill you. With whom else would I bicker childishly if you weren't here?
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Post by The Janitor on Sept 6, 2008 13:41:13 GMT -5
*is very confused* Aren't the Amish the ones who won't have modern bejazz and the Mormons the guys with loads of wives? What has that to do with spider eggs or fresh fruit? Oh well... I'm glad you don't intend to let the spider eggs kill you. With whom else would I bicker childishly if you weren't here? Some of them. A few do have a few modern things and the Mormons may or may not have loads of wives (Bigamy illegal here too). Both grow, preserve, and store their food. I think that includes fruit. So there isn't a such thing as "fresh" well after the season it is picked. Budda?
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