Urjasz Volkova
Were-Wolf
SHAUN SULLIVAN
Were-hyena
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot further with a smile and a gun
Posts: 653
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Post by Urjasz Volkova on Mar 17, 2011 7:17:43 GMT -5
So it took an international team of police and investigators 3 years to finally find and stop an online paedophile ring called 'boylove.net'?
Bravo guys, bravo...
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Urjasz Volkova
Were-Wolf
SHAUN SULLIVAN
Were-hyena
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot further with a smile and a gun
Posts: 653
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Post by Urjasz Volkova on Mar 18, 2011 14:22:38 GMT -5
Was in the gym earlier and decided to jump on the treadmill.
People were giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.
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Urjasz Volkova
Were-Wolf
SHAUN SULLIVAN
Were-hyena
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot further with a smile and a gun
Posts: 653
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Post by Urjasz Volkova on Mar 19, 2011 8:51:41 GMT -5
A girl on a bus said she would suck me off for £5. When she finished, she wiped her mouth and lit a fag. I thought, "What is the world coming to? I mean who sells cigarettes to a 12-year-old?"
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Urjasz Volkova
Were-Wolf
SHAUN SULLIVAN
Were-hyena
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot further with a smile and a gun
Posts: 653
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Post by Urjasz Volkova on Mar 20, 2011 17:54:39 GMT -5
"Your cock is so small, I can't even feel it," my wife shouted at me during one of our rare sexual encounters.
"Well, it's exactly the same size that it was when I married you," I replied. "You must've grown out of it."
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Urjasz Volkova
Were-Wolf
SHAUN SULLIVAN
Were-hyena
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot further with a smile and a gun
Posts: 653
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Post by Urjasz Volkova on Mar 21, 2011 8:57:08 GMT -5
My wife shouted upstairs, "The sun's just come out."
I thought great, threw on some shorts and flip flops and shot down the stairs.
I was rather shocked when I got down to find our lad holding hands with his mate Michael.
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Urjasz Volkova
Were-Wolf
SHAUN SULLIVAN
Were-hyena
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot further with a smile and a gun
Posts: 653
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Post by Urjasz Volkova on Mar 30, 2011 6:08:54 GMT -5
I was telling my mate how last night I fucked three prostitutes in seven minutes without a condom.
He said, "Fuck me were you trying to catch something?"
I said, "Yeah the ten o'clock bus."
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Urjasz Volkova
Were-Wolf
SHAUN SULLIVAN
Were-hyena
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot further with a smile and a gun
Posts: 653
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Post by Urjasz Volkova on Apr 27, 2011 11:43:01 GMT -5
Still not daily for some time, but here's one for the mean while
Someone once told me that a child's brain is like a sponge.
Bullshit! It just made my car look even dirtier than what it was before.
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