Dear Santa

[sbs]

Dear Santa,

I second Amoura's wish xD

[†The Blood Countess†]

Dear Santa,

Don't forget to supply us with nukes and guns. Lots and lots of guns. Not just any guns. We want snipers so we can take out fleeing preps from the scene.

Oh and other unspeakable things I won't mention.

[The Janitor]

Dear Santa,

When you destroy mankind allow me to remove Amoura and V from earth personally. Then I'll go pick a fight with the penguins wearing a fish suit. If you won't allow it you can go suck an elf.

-Janitor-

[†The Blood Countess†]

Dear Santa,

Invent an "Anti-Janitor" spray. If not, then send a wood chipper so I can dispose of his mops and brooms.

-Amoura

[The Janitor]

Dear Santa,

I would also like four tons of sugar laced with poison to take care of certain pests roaming the grounds.

-Janitor-

[†The Blood Countess†]

Dear Santa,

I would like powers telling me if something I'm about to eat would be hazardous to my health. Oh and heat vision so I can fry a certain someone.

-Amoura

[The Janitor]

Dear Santa,

I would like someone's organs to add to my munchy box.

-Janitor-

[Lady Thorn]

Dear Santa,

I would like a sudden and surprising amnesty on the part of bank managers of a certain UK bank for all people who owe them money. Just a sudden thing. For the good of myself everyone.

And Cicero to come alive and be able to speak English so he can explain what the hell is going on in his speeches. That'd be nice.

- Me

P.S. Don't give the others poison and nukes... give them all copies of High School Musical to BUUURRRRRRNNN!

[†The Blood Countess†]

Dear Santa,

I second being given High School Musical DVDs to burn. It would be fun to watch the discs melt...but I do want those snipers and nukes

Amoura

PS. A washburn guitar would be fantastic.