Corrupted Wish Game

[thievesofmidnight]

*stabs you with a fairy wand* Wish granted, Darling. Did you feel that? You're so drunk you fail to realize the chicken is raw and you die of food poisoning. At least you died happily.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner and everyone would be in love with me!! XD

[andrew]

Wish granted but then you realize there are some people that isn't into the Oscar Meiner Weiner. Not sure why. LOL

I wish I could go back in time.

[o0oferreto0o]

Wish granted, but you went back too far and got eaten by some dinosaurs...nuff said.

I wish life was like a box of macaroni and cheese instead.

[strawberry]

Life is like mac and cheese but some people can't eat dairy so now life smells like a bus bathroom toilet.

I wish I had a stun gun.

[michael]

You got one but then again it started not to work.

I wish I had a big glass of lemonade.

[The Janitor]

Granted, but someone pissed in it.

I wish that the world wasn't destroyed some time in the future.

[Isi Runasimi]

The world isn't destroyed in the future, it has become heaven. So much with conformists and right winged liberals that you kill yourself.

I wish I had a taco salad.

[Lady Thorn]

You do, but it is full of radioactive worms, ready to change you on a cellular level into a mutant super-criminal, doomed, as are all super-criminals, to be outwitted by a good-looking guy in a suit.

I wish had some tea and toast.

[†The Blood Countess†]

Wish granted but the toast is burnt and the tea has too much water.

I wish I could breathe under water

[Samael]

Wish granted, but there is no longer any water on the planet.

I wish that my throat would stop hurting.

[Lady Thorn]

It does, but every other part of your body starts hurting instead, including your hair. And an anvil drops on your head.

I wish I could kill some of the assassins who are after me.

[andrew]

I could but then again they are so smart they seem to disappear in thin air before I could go after them.

I wish I could talk to animals.

[Lady Thorn]

You can, but they ignore everything you say and attempt to lick you to death. And their saliva is radioactive... and poisonous... and green.

I wish I had a rubber-band gun.

[lucifer]

Granted. But it will maulfinction, blinding you in the proces, after which you will run around in panic - straight to the nearest road with heavy traffic and will get hit by several cars until finally a 18-wheeler will end your agony and also spread you over about half a mile of the road.

I wish... uh I wish for nothing, actually! -laughs- -is curious to see how this gets spoiled for me-

[Samael]

Wish granted... but you just die all of a sudden.

I wish for million dollars.