Lady Thorn
Vampire
The Magical Flying Atheist Fabian[/b] Red Mika Reed Rose[/color][M:2000000]
I am absent due to life. It's suddenly happened at me, in the best possible way.
Posts: 1,209
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Post by Lady Thorn on Oct 19, 2008 12:27:53 GMT -5
You get them... but they are Zimbabwean dollars, and as such, practically worthless.
I wish for snow.
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Post by strawberry on Oct 19, 2008 12:32:53 GMT -5
You receive snow and then become barricaded in school, never to be buried out.
I wish for a les paul guitar.
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Lady Thorn
Vampire
The Magical Flying Atheist Fabian[/b] Red Mika Reed Rose[/color][M:2000000]
I am absent due to life. It's suddenly happened at me, in the best possible way.
Posts: 1,209
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Post by Lady Thorn on Oct 19, 2008 12:39:53 GMT -5
You get it, but it turns out to be stolen and the police gun you down in a violent bloodbath of pain and blood... and blood!
I wish for free internets.
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Samael
Vampire
KODY MUNDERS[/color] Werewolf JACK STONE Human
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
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Post by Samael on Oct 19, 2008 13:12:09 GMT -5
You get free internet, but all the computers in the world blow up.
I wish I had a Million AMERICAN dollars!
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Post by strawberry on Oct 19, 2008 15:45:35 GMT -5
You get a million American dollars but then they end up to be now worse less then the mexican paco so you're fucking poor.
I wish all the vampires in the world were dead.
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Samael
Vampire
KODY MUNDERS[/color] Werewolf JACK STONE Human
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Posts: 1,331
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Post by Samael on Oct 19, 2008 15:46:51 GMT -5
They are all dead, but right before the last vampire dies he makes you into a vampire, and you die with the rest of them.
I wish for a subway sub.
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Post by strawberry on Oct 19, 2008 15:51:54 GMT -5
You get a subway sub but then realize you've got no money to pay for it so they take it back.
I wish you were an oscar mier weiner.
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Samael
Vampire
KODY MUNDERS[/color] Werewolf JACK STONE Human
Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
Posts: 1,331
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Post by Samael on Oct 19, 2008 15:53:24 GMT -5
I am an oscar mier weinner and now your husband..
I wish you'd tell me why your mad at me all of a sudden o.o
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Post by strawberry on Oct 19, 2008 16:04:29 GMT -5
Why'd I be mad at you? | But I tell you and then you die.
I wish I had my license.
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Lady Thorn
Vampire
The Magical Flying Atheist Fabian[/b] Red Mika Reed Rose[/color][M:2000000]
I am absent due to life. It's suddenly happened at me, in the best possible way.
Posts: 1,209
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Post by Lady Thorn on Oct 19, 2008 17:56:59 GMT -5
You do, but it is made of Uranium and so kills you slowly and painfully.
I wish for rubber bands.
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Post by strawberry on Oct 19, 2008 21:33:18 GMT -5
You get rubber bands but they're not stretchy and they break when you try to stretch them out.
I want the song Devil Town.
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Lady Thorn
Vampire
The Magical Flying Atheist Fabian[/b] Red Mika Reed Rose[/color][M:2000000]
I am absent due to life. It's suddenly happened at me, in the best possible way.
Posts: 1,209
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Post by Lady Thorn on Oct 20, 2008 7:36:07 GMT -5
You have it, but become inexplicably deaf and so cannot listen to it.
I wish for an awesome water-pistol.
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Post by strawberry on Oct 20, 2008 11:27:40 GMT -5
You get an awesome water-pistol but then you accidently kill someone with the water pressure because they had a weak heart and you go to jail for 20 years.
I wish I had the queens jewels.
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Lady Thorn
Vampire
The Magical Flying Atheist Fabian[/b] Red Mika Reed Rose[/color][M:2000000]
I am absent due to life. It's suddenly happened at me, in the best possible way.
Posts: 1,209
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Post by Lady Thorn on Oct 20, 2008 11:47:30 GMT -5
You do, but they come with the Queen attached, and she orders her Corgis to maul you to death, whereupon she wanders off, nibbling on you liver.
I wish it weren't raining.
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Post by andrew on Oct 20, 2008 14:11:03 GMT -5
Wish granted but then it starts to rain. Again.
I wish for no wars.
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