Corrupted Wish Game

[kay]

Alright, this is how it goes.

You basically make a wish, then the next person grants you your wish but then corrupts it. Then you also make a wish in the same post.

Ex: 1st Person - "I wish for a unicorn"

Ex: 2nd Person - "You get your unicorn but it contacts rabies from a stud and dies after taking your whole family out. I wish for toothpaste."


I wish for a rainbow.

[strawberry]

Wish granted; you get a rainbow but it's full of ugly colors.

I wish for a submarine.

[†The Blood Countess†]

Wish granted but the submarine gets hit by a torpedo and sinks, never to be heard from again.

I wish I could fly

[strawberry]

You gain the ability to fly but if you ever stop flying you will die.

I wish I could get an A in Anatomy and Physiology class.

[candiedmusic]

The teacher gives you an A in your classes but than the school burns along with your grades.

I wish I was a fish

[†The Blood Countess†]

Wish granted but then you get caught in a net and end up becoming dinner for a cat

I wish I could breathe underwater

[Isi Runasimi]

You can breathe underwater but then the water is saved by environmentalists and a dirty human isn't allowed it them so they fish you out and you die because you can't breathe air.

I wish I could tap dance.

[Lady Thorn]

You can... but it makes your legs drop off and tap-dance away into the distance to start a new life in Romania as part of a travelling circus.

I wish I had cake.

[strawberry]

You get cake but it's made with love from Amoura, that speaks for itself. Oh, and you can't find a drop of tea to drink with it!

I wish I had five bucks.

[Lady Thorn]

Nooo! Not no tea!

You did, but they got burned by Janitor, for some reason.

I wish I had pizza.

[andrew]

aw sorry the pizza didn't come since the Joker blew up the pizza woman's truck.

I wish I could go to England.

[rich]

Wish granted. You're in England, but the Scottish overrun it and throw a drunken party, in which you are stabbed in a drunken fight with a broken bottle.

[The Janitor]

Oct 6, 2008 13:29:36 GMT -5 @strawberry said:

You get cake but it's made with love from Amoura, that speaks for itself.

Oct 6, 2008 20:40:36 GMT -5 @rich said:

Wish granted. You're in England, but the Scottish overrun it and throw a drunken party, in which you are stabbed in a drunken fight with a broken bottle.

XD

Someone forgot to makes a wish.

I wish that for two extra wishes that could not be corrupted.

[thievesofmidnight]

Wish granted. But the machine who granted the wishes had a misprint and sent you a gay genie. As a result of this, you are required to make love to the genie in order for him to grant you your wishes--with him involved.

I wish I was a unicorn that could become a woman whenever I wanted.

[The Janitor]

Oct 6, 2008 22:46:39 GMT -5 @thievesofmidnight said:

I wish I was a unicorn that could become a woman whenever I wanted.

Granted, but you're killed by a giant lake troll.

I wish to be so drunk I could not taste chicken.